Quotes

Bad Boys[]

"You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny d*** with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the f*** along." - Marcus Burnett
"The guy who pulled this off knew what he was doing. And he left us nothing but a big "f*** you"." - Conrad Howard
"Naw, man, naw. There's too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them". - Marcus Burnett
"You're him, I don't wanna hear it, you're him. And you, you're you, you be you, but not in front of her. You're him, you're you". - Captain Conrad Howard
"That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name". - Julie Mott
"It's just bologna. My bologna has a first name." - Marcus Burnett
"Oh, I see. You aren't gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Go ahead, burn it off." - Mike Lowrey
"You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy." - Mike Lowrey
"Why I gotta be all that? I'll take you and me off this ******' cliff if you keep ******' with me. Then it'll be what, two b****** in the sea. Huh, is that it? Is that what you want?" - Marcus Burnett
"You like that shit? Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57! Now gimme a mother******* handy wipe!" - Marcus Burnett
"Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy." - Mike Lowrey
"Mom!" - Quincy and James Burnett
"Dead guy." - Mike and Marcus
"I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in your leg, your d*** probably don't even work." - Mike Lowrey
"They should just bone and get that s*** over with." - Mike Lowrey
"Jojo." - Mike Lowrey
"He is a chemist." - Marcus Burnett
"Jojo." - Marcus Burnett
"Oh, don't make this hard, Jo!" - Marcus Burnett
"Fouchet. I bet when your punk-a** woke up this morning, you didn't think about 5:00, you'd have a hole in your leg, did you?" - Marcus Burnett
"Freeze!" - Mike Lowrey
"Freeze!" - Mike Lowrey
"He ain't even worth killing." - Marcus Burnett
"He's a mother****ing joke." - Marcus Burnett
"No, there should be more!" - Marcus Burnett
"Tell him something, Jo!" - Marcus Burnett
"I love you, man." - Marcus Burnett
"F*** you, Marcus." - Mike
"Oh, it's legal." - Marcus
"You freeze, b****!" - Mike
"And some Skittles." - Marcus
"Now back up. Put the gun down. And get me a pack of tropical fruit Bubblicious." - Mike
"Freeze, motherb******!" - Store Clerk
"You want badges, motherb****?" - Store Clerk
"Oh, s***. I'm f***ed." - Store Clerk
"Who's going to reassign me? You? You don't have the authority to reassign me. Until you do, stay the hell out of here!" - Conrad Howard
"They should bone and get that s*** over with." - Mike
"These phone calls were made to Club Hell from this precinct." - Alison Sinclair
"Explain." - Sinclair
"You got that right, detective." - Sinclair
"Welcome to our nightmare, boys." - Conrad Howard
"I don't eat bologna anymore." - Marcus
"You have the right to remain silent." - Marcus
"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." - Marcus
"Getting it out the way." - Marcus
"We're your new neighbors." - Marcus
"There is too much heroin and too much ether for no one to know nothing." - Mike
"They do it to cut it. It, like, quadruples the value." - Mike
"You doing Theresa!" - Marcus
"I am the police!" - Marcus
"Nobody does my baby!" - Marcus
"I sell you some." - Store Clerk
"I love you, Marcus." - Theresa
"Yes. I'm here to kill my husband, Marcus Burnett." -Theresa
"The short one." - Theresa
"911!" - Mike
"Don't worry. I'll keep everybody calm until my backup arrive." - Chet
"S***! I forgot to give them the address!" - Chet
"He steals our s***, kidnaps Julie, shoots at my wife. Oh, we beating him down. We beating him down!" - Marcus
"Seem like that gunshot wound has improved your driving skills." - Mike
"Do it. Do it! Do it!" - Fouchet (last words)
"He's a joke." - Marcus
"Don't be alarmed. We're negroes." - Mike
"Dead bodies. Dead ends." - Marcus
"You fart?" - Marcus
"This has been a s***** week." - Julie
"Miami Police! Freeze!" - Mike
"I know you be emotional after gun fights." - Mike
"Because I'm glad we survived." - Marcus
"Hello? This is Mike Lowrey." - Marcus
"Miami Police! Freeze!" - Mike
"We out of f***ing road!" - Marcus
"What am I smelling?" - Marcus
"Ether. Extremely flammable ether." - Julie
"Ain't that a b****?" - Marcus
"The dope?" - Julie
"Do you know how many chemicals are in these?" - Julie
"Holy s***." - Julie
"There's no more road!" - Marcus
"You sleep together but you can't get none." - Marcus
"What do you mean? $80,000 for this car and you ain't got no d*** cup-holder?" - Marcus
"What the f***?" - Marcus
"So they kill a decoy, it empties the station. Very smart." - Marcus
"But they don't kill a real cop, 'cause they know they'd have the whole force on their a**." - Mike
"You don't like your job, quit." - Conrad
"Go." - Conrad
"You go to college?" - Julie
"Scratch this." - Julie
"You're gonna be retired like him, too." - Conrad
"I'd dunked it on your a**." - Marcus
"Very nice car you got there." - Fouchet
"My s*** always works sometimes!" - Mike
"And how about the wire transfers?" - Fouchet
"Yeah, we're on the airfield now." - Marcus
"I just put a bullet in the chemist who f***** with my timetable." - Fouchet
"I don't give a d*** about his personal records. The man is dead. Unblock it." - Marcus
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Bad Boys II[]

"Have my daughter back by 10:01. If she's not back by 10:01 I'm in the car, locked, loaded and hunting your motherf***ing ass down". - Marcus Burnett
"We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life". - Mike Lowrey
"It doesn't matter if they were dead or not, godd*** it! Every time you leave a corpse on the street, I have to get these forensic guys to come in and see what happened. I got detectives. See? They're detecting s***. Then I've gotta get these forensic coroner guys to stick 'em back in the f***ing bag! Jesus Christ!" - Captain Conrad Howard
"Hey, man, don't hate the player, hate the game." - Mike Lowrey
"I hate the tailor." Marcus Burnett
"Get your b**** hands off! I'll knock you the f*** out!" - Unnamed little prisoner
"$21,000? What? Oh, kiss my black a**. It was the dashboard." - Mike Lowrey
"Page me. Shall I bring my thong?" - Syd Burnett
"We Americans! I pay my motherf***ing taxes! Shoot them!" - Marcus Burnett
"I'm fifteen, Mr. Burnett." - Reggie Norman
"Motherf*****, you look thirty." - Marcus Burnett
"Who the f*** is Reggie?" - Mike Lowrey
"I just got out of jail and I ain't going back!" - Mike Lowrey
"S*** just got real." - Marcus Burnett
"We ride together. We die together. Bad Boys for life." - Mike Lowrey
"Eyeball set." - Zank
"Rooftop set." - Dex
"Fanuti, light your crack pipe." - Mike Lowrey
"You tell Theresa, I'll kill you." - Marcus Burnett
"Dan Marino should definitely buy this car." - Mike Lowrey
"No, you dumb Latin f***. What you smoking in that crack pipe?" - Fanuti
"Feng shui." - Captain Conrad Howard
"What the f*** is going on?" - Captain Conrad Howard
"I smell dead people." - Marcus Burnett
"Drugs and money. We got him, baby." - Mike Lowrey
"Nobody would even notice that." - Mike Lowrey
"I'm the devil. Who's asking?" - Mike Lowrey
"You got to call yourself the devil in his house? S***!" - Marcus Burnett
"Who that? Who in my house?" - Blondie Dread
"I don't know nothing!" - Blondie Dread
"Dead suspects can't say s***." - Marcus Burnett
"Well, it seems like live suspects don't say s*** either." - Mike Lowrey
"Mike, can you teach me how to shoot people?" - Fletcher
"Remember the KKK guys we busted? You blew his damn ear off." - Marcus Burnett
"Nobody puts in danger my daughter, my mother or my money." - Johnny Tapia
"I don't know nothing!" - Blondie Dread
"I don't do f***ing surveillance, man! He do surveillance! He don't let nobody touch his camera!" - Blondie Dread
"Trigger Mike strikes again." - Marcus Burnett
"His wound is fine. It's other stuff that were affected." - Theresa Burnett
"She's got a tongue ring." - Marcus Burnett
"Aw, s***. We gotta go." - Mike Lowrey
"What's on that camera?" - Mike Lowrey
"Hi, welcome to Phat's. How can I help you?" - Sales Tech
"In front of my babies, you got porno and homo shows up in here? What kind of freak-a** store is this?" - Heavy Black Woman
"22 cars…and a boat? Totaled? How did you sink a boat?" - Conrad Howard
"And you two mother****ers need Jesus." - Heavy Black Woman
"Cover your ears, baby." - Heavy Black Woman
"Old enough." - Syd Burnett
"I'm telling Mommy." - Marcus Burnett
"Yeah. I'm definitely leaking that s***." - Marcus Burnett
"What you did back there was reckless, it was stupid and it was dangerous." - Marcus Burnett
"'Von sway'. You have a 'von sway' home." - Marcus Burnett
"Cuba?" - Marcus Burnett
"This is official police business." - Mike
"What the f***'s going on?" - Heavy Black Woman
"What the f*** is going on?" - Conrad Howard
"Aw, s***!" - Mike
"I love it when call me Bunny Nose." - Marcus
"You should see this sexy s*** I got on." - Marcus
"Who the h*** are you talking to?" - Conrad Howard
"Make yourself at home." - Conrad Howard
"Let's do business." - Johnny Tapia.
"I want you…to find out…who those two black puta de mierda are, and I want them lying right here…in Mama's garden in these coffins." - Johnny Tapia
"They can't help you. You're staying in Cuba." - Johnny Tapia
"They f*** just like us." - Marcus
"S***, n****, you at least thirty." - Mike
"We got our rights." - Floyd Poteet
"I got my rights." Floyd Poteet
"No, sir." - Reggie
"Megan, that pool cost $3,900." - Marcus
"$3,900. $3,900." - Marcus
"You ready to die, ain't you, Marcus?" - Mike
"We just gotta do it ourselves, man." - Mike
"Okay, so how much do the good pools cost?" - Meagan
"My place of peace." - Marcus
"Motherf***er shot me in the a**." - Marcus
"Who? That who would be you." - Marcus
"We didn't sink it." - Mike
"Are you okay?" - Syd
"Theresa!" - Marcus
"It's just nerve damage."
"What?" - Theresa
"Mason, go fetch." - Marcus
"Now, that s*** is funny." - Mike
"I kept the warranty. I kept the warranty." - Mike
"And on top of that s***, you gonna dog my baby sister?" - Marcus
"Mike, I got an erection." - Marcus
"I need floor seats." - Fletcher
"Lakers." - Fletcher
"No." - Reggie
"No, sir." - Reggie
"Drugs and money. We got him, baby." - Mike
"I came to take out Megan." - Reggie
"Are you f***ing s****ing me? Let's go!" - Syd
"But not this one. I'm f***ing this one, but he should definitely get one like this." - Mike
"Dead man on the hood! Dead man!" - Marcus
"That s***'s nasty. That's just nasty. That s*** is nasty." - Mike
"What I'm going to do ain't even going to be legal." - Marcus
"I might end up in here with these motherf***ers." - Marcus
"You know what I mean?" - Marcus
"Well, exercise your right to shut the f*** up." - Mike
"I got my rights." - Floyd
"This man has violated my rights!" - Floyd
"Come here." - Mike
"Feels like a bag." - Mike
"S***, no, it's his kidney." - Mike
"Now, that's that bulls*** that I'd be talking about." - Mike
"Mike! Have some dignity!" - Marcus
"I ain't doing nothing." - Mike
"Cover her t****** up." - Marcus
"But you're looking, though." - Marcus
"…nax mez nose na-hey." - Marcus
"He killed himself, Mama." - Johnny
"We cool?" - Mike
"Yes, you do know what the f*** I'm talking about." - Marcus' Police Psychologist
"I can't work under these conditions." - Fletcher
"I did my therapy." - Mike
"When?" - Marcus
"Captain Howard made me do it after I shot all them people at the airport." - Mike
"Icepick. Lowrey." - Mike
"Two bags? You embarrassed me in front of my people." - Mike
"Whatever. You better pray to whoever it is that you pray to, 'cause you have 24 hours to find that X before I find you." - Mike
"Hey, brother." - Icepick
"Wait, brother." - Icepick
"No, no, no, brother. Wait, wait, wait, wait." - Icepick
"Change it after. Just keep them guessing." - Johnny
"Pink is prettier." - Johnny
"You look more like an angel." - Johnny
"It's f***ing beautiful." - Roberto
"It's a donut." - Mike
"Thoughtful." - Marcus
"What's plan B?" - Marcus
"You don't pay attention to s***!" - Mike
"Mike, I'm only getting static." - Marcus
"Alpha leader, bring 'em in. Hit it." - Mike
"Mike, where's backup?" - Marcus
"What do you mean we?" - Marcus
"D***. Now was that necessary?" - Marcus
"The f*** I wanna do that for?" - Marcus
"How come he can't be a cop? He got to be a n****, too?" - Marcus
"You ready to die, ain't you, Marcus?" - Mike
"He lives in a pink house, eight blocks from here, on Carl Street." - Icepick
"Stop! Stop!" - Icepick
"This is not just a situation. This is my sister." - Marcus
"This is bulls***." - Marcus
"Woosah. Woosah." - Howard
"D*** the woosah. Did you just call me a tick?" - Marcus
"That was pre-vehicular manslaughter." - Howard
"Well, exercise your right to shut the f*** up." - Mike
"Shoot outside!" - Mike
"No, this is definitely plan C." - Mike
"All these godd*** guns in here, and not a single one of them have any bullets?!" - Mike
"Floor seats to the Heats. Got it." - Mike
"Lakers." - Fletcher
"Now that's how you're supposed to shoot! From now on, that's how you shoot!" - Mike
"Sir, we just want to talk!" - Marcus
"We're not Immigration!" - Marcus
"F*** me? F*** you!" - Mike
"Now, you in my country, though!" - Mike
"They can't hear you 'cause they're still shootin' at you!" - Mike
"Apologize to that man." - Marcus
"Apologize! Apologize!" - Marcus
"Mike. Take the picture." - Marcus
"I love it when you call me Bunny Nose." - Marcus
"Poison lady says we gotta keep him cool. Otherwise, he burning up, he can get brain damage." - Howard
"Mike, I got an erection." - Marcus
"Isn't Ricky Martin having a concert?" - Marcus
"What's an erection?" - Boy with ice cream
"Alpha leader, bring them in. Hit it." - Mike
"Mike, where are they?" - Marcus
"I'm sorry, man, it's just that you were disrespectin'…" - Marcus
"My a** still hurts from what you did to it the other night." - Marcus
"Who's top cop now?" - Marcus
"Why? He on crack?" - Marcus
"There's burnt people down here!" - Marcus
"James, get my screwdriver! D*** bolts." - Marcus
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Bad Boys for Life[]

"Bad boys of the Bible!" - Marcus Burnett
"Amen!" - Mike Lowrey
"Tell Marcus I'm gonna kill him!" - Theresa Burnett
"That better be a safe or a piano." - Mike Lowrey
"She always knows." - Marcus Burnett
"Amen!" - Marcus Burnett
"You a pop-pop." - Mike Lowrey
"We fly together, we die together." - Marcus Burnett
"S***, this is like HD!" - Marcus Burnett
"I been telling your a** that s*** for years." - Mike Lowrey
"Who in the hell wanna sing that song?" - Mike Lowrey
"Yeah, but I want one." - Mike Lowrey
"So we just gonna do a knock-and-talk." - Marcus
"Yeah." - Mike
"Never. Y'all will never do that again." - Mike
"Yeah, and you f***ing up the lyrics, which take a long time to learn." - Marcus
"Who do you think sent you that weapon?" - Mike
"I don't know!" - Marcus
"That is God's gun!" - Mike
"It is?!" - Marcus
"Sent to you in your time of need." - Mike
"Like David and Goliath." - Mike
"David with the slingshot." - Marcus
"Yes. That is your slingshot!"
"You are a vessel for his work. To smite thine enemies." - Mike
"It's like an angry white man's basement in here." - Marcus
"Mike, you don't need a grenade launcher." - Marcus
"Good men, good men, what you gonna do?" - Mike
"Tech s***." - Marcus
"He looks like a killer." - Marcus
"She must have some strong a** muscles." - Marcus
"To smite thine enemies." - Mike
"Dorn, he's a big guy. How'd he get so good at this stuff?" - Marcus
"What stuff?" - Rafe
"Is. Used to be a bouncer." - Rafe
"B****** dropped dead." - Kelly
"One night, a guy was getting rough on a woman, and he asked him to leave." - Rafe
"Transition!" - Dorn
"I'll pay for the therapy." - Mike
"No, no. Don't do that." - Marcus
"Seriously." - Mike
"Get your own d*** song." - Mike
"Avoided the fight ever since." - Rafe
"Coach Burnett?" - Zway Lo
"D***head." - Zway Lo
"Still think I'm a d***head?" - Marcus
"Wake your a** up!" - Marcus
"S***, everyone wants to kill you." - Zway Lo
"Who doesn't want to kill him?" - Marcus
"And this is just the criminals." - Marcus
"Who wants to kill me?" - Mike
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Bad Boys: Ride or Die[]

"F*** that." - Dorn
"Be gone, gator. This is not your place, Duke. I rebuke you!" - Marcus Burnett
"That motherf***er racist, Mike! That motherf***er racist!" - Marcus Burnett
"Who the f*** is this guy?" - Dorn
"I knew we should have kept that d*** witch alive." - Marcus Burnett
"May she rest in peace." - Marcus Burnett
"Dude." - Mike Lowrey
"Then you need to deploy." - Marcus Burnett
"See, Mike? That's how you command the universe." - Marcus Burnett
"F*** you, Marcus." - Mike Lowrey (as a donkey; post-credits)
"My mother. She dealt with him." - Armando Aretas
"Are those dogs fresh?" - Marcus Burnett
"You got 90 seconds, all right? Ginger ale and nothing else." - Mike Lowrey
"I put 'em on yesterday." - Convenience Store Clerk
"We welcome the storm, motherf…" - Marcus Burnett
"My granddad loved you guys. And if he were here, he would have told you not to F this up." - Callie Howard
"He would have said 'Don't f*** it up'." - Marcus
"Marcus." - Mike
"I'm out!" - Marcus
"Nasty Mike!" - Marcus
"Yeah, my man." - Marcus
"Where's my gun?" - Mike
"Go!" - Mike
"I'm a drug dealer, man. To the right!" - Armando
"Si." - Armando
"Oh! Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang, motherf***ers!" - Marcus
"Me snacks is your snacks, Reggie." - Marcus
"Mike, did you see that s***?" - Marcus
"Pick up the phone." - Mike
"Give it back!" - Adam Lockwood
"That's my boy. That's my boy." - Marcus
"Yes, you are." - Armando
"That was English." - Dorn
"The f*** you say?" - Dorn
"I'm fine." - Kelly
"Mike!" - Christine
"But you don't, though!" - Mike
"Nah! Black jellybean! Nobody likes that s***!" - Marcus
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